My Printer's in a Box. Somewhere

J: Hi, I need several copies of this resume printed.
D: No problem. How many would you like?
J: Uhm. I have six interviews scheduled this week...how 'bout 15?
D: Sounds good. Bright white paper?
J: Yeah, I guess. Pink might be a bit over the top.
D: If you'll just wait here, I can ring you up at this register. Those pages will be out in a minute but, in the meantime, I'd be happy to charge you an arm and a leg for them.
J: And what's the current exchange rate for an arm and a leg?
D: $6.47.
J: Does the government approve of you selling cheap arms?