Tubby Hubby
F: I seem to be carrying a few more meals around my middle.
J: Ehhh...it's not all that impressive a beer gut.
F: Well, I don't really drink a lot of beer.
J: Fine, red wine gut then. Or maybe it's from drinking all that port. That's it: you've gotten "portly"!
posted by --J. at 12:33 PM
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More stories like this and I'll accidently snort my brain down my spine in the most ladylike manner possible.
Or something like that.
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