It's a large, uh… glandular organ in your abdomen

J: Mmmm...beer. It's a shame I have no capacity for alcohol.
F: I think it's a good thing. You'll be a healthier liver.
J: Yeah.
F: Didja get it? Healthier liver!
J: I got it.

F: What do you end up with when you flood your liver?
J: Dunno. What?
F: A liver-pool!
J: No.
F: Hey, I'm trying here.
J: Maybe if you'd said:
"What do you get when you consume too much ale in an English pub?"
"A Liverpool!"
F: (glares)
J: Hah. I win!

F: So, um...what does a...snake do when it...uh...drinks too much?
J: ...slivers?
F: Uh. Yeah.