Got Sushi?

J: Want to go out for dinner?
F: Sure, but I need to change first. I mumblemumblemumble.
J: Did you just say something about fish?
F: What are you talking about?
J: I could have sworn I just heard "a can of fish oil got in my uniform".
F: That's not quite what I said.
J: So, you didn't get fish oil on your uniform?
F: I said "I can't officially go out in my uniform".
J: Oh.

J: I liked my version better. It was more musical. Had a nice tuna.
F: I can't even salmon up the energy to respond to that.