Overheard at SFO

Girl Waiting for her Flight: ...and I really can't wait to get to Hawaii! Our whole family is going on vacation together!
Man Waiting for his Flight: How many of you are there?
Girl Waiting for her Flight: There's Mom and Dad. And Grandma and Grandpa. And my other Grandma. My dad's dad is dead; he can't come with us.
(pause)
Girl Waiting for her Flight: Well, actually, I guess he is sort of going to be there. He's always with us in our hearts.

(That noise you hear is the sound of heart breaking just a little.)