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J: *sigh*
F: What's the matter?
J: This bed is too snuggly warm. We shouldn't have left the windows open. It's freezing outside, and I have get up to use the bathroom.
F: I can't help you there. Sorry, Princess, but you'll just have to hop out of bed for that royal flush.
J: If I were really a princess, you'd be in trouble. You know, cuz of that whole issue of the pee under the mattresses....