Friday, October 27, 2006

Coffee is Whack


J: *whimper* Coffee? Please?
Cute Canadian Barrista: Of course!
Horoscope on the Counter: "Indulge in the sensuous things - like that morning cup of coffee, the crisp morning air...."
J: Actually, could you make that a gingerbread latte? A really big one? With whipped cream?
Tip Jar: "Drink Your Coffee: People in India are Sleeping"
Other Customer: (to CCB) You do realize, of course, that you're in the business of profiting from peoples' addictions?

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