All Bite, No Bark
W: Oh, ow! Neko keeps nipping at my hands.
J: Yeah, she does tend to do that. It's like purr-purr-mreow-*chomp*.
W: If she keeps this up, I'll have no fingers left.
J: Naw, she wouldn't bite them all off. She'd leave the index fingers. Cuz otherwise there'd be no point....
W: Heh. Right. Well, losing all my fingers sure would make it difficult to count to 10.
J: I disagree. You could still count. You'd just have to use your feet. That would toe-tally work.
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