Monday, April 09, 2007

Don't Put Up With His Sheet

Guy #1: Hey, I found the perfect sheets for you!
Guy #2: (glances at the package of multi-colored fabric in abstract patterns and rolls his eyes)
Guy #1: Your boyfriend would love them.
Guy #2: (looks skeptical)
Guy #1: They're rainbow-colored. They're perfect. I mean, you people are all about those rainbow colors, right?
Guy #2:
Guy #1: Yeah, your boyfriend would love to sleep on these rainbow-colored sheets.
Guy #2: So. Is your bed a queen...just like you?


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