Friday, December 09, 2005

If I Seem Disgruntled It Cuz Snowbody's Laughing

J: Check out these neighborhood Christmas displays!
F: There's Rudolph on the roof...
J: ...and presents in the yard...
F: ...and a train! It looks like the wheels are actually spinning!
J: I think that's Santa in front of the house. But he looks all deflated.
F: Maybe he leaked. Or got slashed.
J: Someone had it in for him. Santa and his Slay!
F: Ha-ha!
J: Or maybe a pimp got pissed that Santa was making off with the ho-ho-hos.
F: Well, your first try was funny.
J: Aw, shaddup.