Saturday, October 28, 2006


Guy Walking Down the Street: Hey! You! Come back here!
Guy With No Legs: Are you okay? What'd he do?
GWDtS: He ran a red light. (pause) It hurt my feelings.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Coffee is Whack

J: *whimper* Coffee? Please?
Cute Canadian Barrista: Of course!
Horoscope on the Counter: "Indulge in the sensuous things - like that morning cup of coffee, the crisp morning air...."
J: Actually, could you make that a gingerbread latte? A really big one? With whipped cream?
Tip Jar: "Drink Your Coffee: People in India are Sleeping"
Other Customer: (to CCB) You do realize, of course, that you're in the business of profiting from peoples' addictions?