Monday, August 14, 2006

Taken Out of Context

J: I've had one Twinkie in my life. And I didn't like it.
W: Yeah, I'm not really a big fan of Twinkies. I prefer Ding-Dongs.
J: Um.
W: There's just no way to fix that statement, is there?
J: Nope.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Skip to My Loo

J: *sigh*
F: What's the matter?
J: This bed is too snuggly warm. We shouldn't have left the windows open. It's freezing outside, and I have get up to use the bathroom.
F: I can't help you there. Sorry, Princess, but you'll just have to hop out of bed for that royal flush.
J: If I were really a princess, you'd be in trouble. You know, cuz of that whole issue of the pee under the mattresses....