Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Busting Up Laughing

J: You've got to check out this birthday card I just bought!
F: Mmm-hmm?
J: Looklooklook!
F: Fine. I'm looking.

J: So, what do you think?
F: Well, "birthday" is misspelled.


F: What?! Why are you looking at me like that? Stop laughing!
J: I'm sorry, it's just that - oh, man. I mean, really. Wow.
F: What's the big deal?
J: Dude, just open the card!
F: Sure, whatever....

Friday, May 12, 2006

24 inches @ 0 degrees C

J: So, how's the wedding planning? The big day's on the 27th, right?
S: Everything's great! Well, now it is. We hit a rough patch last week.
J: Oh, what happened?
S: It was all me. I started questioning whether I was ready for this. Pretty much got cold feet.
J: Hm, maybe some socks would help.
S: Haha. Yeah. It's all better now. Must have been the socks. I had this really warm pair that I use for hiking....
J: Whoa there. I don't know if you should be going into the steamy details of your hot sox life.