Monday, April 10, 2006

Super Sighs

Guy at Fry's: Good afternoon. Did you find everything you needed?
J: Yes, I did.
G @ F's: Great! That'll be $$$$. And will this be on your Fry's card?
J: Nope, I don't have one.
G @ F's: Would you like to apply for a Fry's card?
J: Thankyouno.
F: Are you sure? Wouldn't you like Fry's with that?
J: *sigh*

Monday, April 03, 2006

It's a large, uh… glandular organ in your abdomen

J: It's a shame I have no capacity for alcohol.
F: I think it's a good thing. You'll be a healthier liver.
J: Yeah.
F: Didja get it? Healthier liver!
J: I got it.

F: What do you end up with when you flood your liver?
J: Dunno. What?
F: A liver-pool!
J: No.
F: Hey, I'm trying here.
J: Maybe if you'd said:
"What do you get when you consume too much ale in an English pub?"
"A Liverpool!"
F: (glares)
J: Hah. I win!

F: So, um...what does a...snake do when it...uh...drinks too much?
J: ...slivers?
F: Uh. Yeah.